for a second I thought she was taking a selfie… then I remembered they didn’t have smartphones in the 1950s. I should go to sleep.
These are just getting better.
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stop telling me there is someone in this world that is perfect for me because you and i both know they live in fucking poland or uganda and ill never meet them
Well if that’s the case you uganda go find them
i swear to god im gonna take a poland hit you over the head with it
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those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present
One time during a long engineering all-nighter freshman year. My friends and I started taking about birthdays and the way we celebrated them as kids.
One friend of mine has a birthday on December 26th, and she suddenly yelled out, “We never celebrated my birthday because of Jesus!” We all just stared at her and then I said, “You win.”
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My brother and his best friends last names are Weinberg and Weiner so they’re next to each other in their yearbook and LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID I AM SUCH A PROUD BIG SISTER RIGHT NOW
what school lets you hold a subway while ur getting ur photos taken wtf
Am I the only one that noticed his last name is weiner?
a little part of me dies on the inside when i see a facebook status that’s “happy # month anniversary!!” i swear to god people. y’all need to learn the meaning of the word anniversary. yer driving me up the fuckin wall
All of this!!!
It’s not raining on my face-
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i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
Was that Tom Hiddleston?
i dont know but i read it in his voice
i did it. i finally defined tumblr dot com
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