Kim Novak
for a second I thought she was taking a selfie… then I remembered they didn’t have smartphones in the 1950s. I should go to sleep.
stop telling me there is someone in this world that is perfect for me because you and i both know they live in fucking poland or uganda and ill never meet them
Well if that’s the case you uganda go find them
i swear to god im gonna take a poland hit you over the head with it
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The people freaking out about this are ridiculous.
LIKE I’M PRETTY SURE IF THERE’S ONE PERSON ON THE GODDAMN PLANET YOU CAN TRUST WITH A CHILD ON A SKATEBOARD, IT’S FUCKING TONY HAWK
JESUS.
IT’S ALSO JUST ADORABLE OKAY
okay okay storytime
when I was like 6 and my bro was 4 we were in some bar and my parents were fucking sick of us so they went and had a couple drinks while we ran around and messed with the shuffleboard table. So this random guy, seeing my parents fucking stressed out of their minds spends an hour and a half teaching us how to play shuffleboard and playing with us. So my parents are thanking him later and recognize him from the cover of some magazine and
hey
Tony Hawk taught me and my brother to play shuffleboard
and my parents bought him a drink
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those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present
One time during a long engineering all-nighter freshman year. My friends and I started taking about birthdays and the way we celebrated them as kids.
One friend of mine has a birthday on December 26th, and she suddenly yelled out, “We never celebrated my birthday because of Jesus!” We all just stared at her and then I said, “You win.”
So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school.
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Zeta Zeta Zeta by JIMDAHOUSECAT is up for scoring on Threadless!
Scoring Threadless submissions can be a great alternative to counting flock upon flock of sheep!
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My brother and his best friends last names are Weinberg and Weiner so they’re next to each other in their yearbook and LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID I AM SUCH A PROUD BIG SISTER RIGHT NOW
what school lets you hold a subway while ur getting ur photos taken wtf
Am I the only one that noticed his last name is weiner?
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a little part of me dies on the inside when i see a facebook status that’s “happy # month anniversary!!” i swear to god people. y’all need to learn the meaning of the word anniversary. yer driving me up the fuckin wall
All of this!!!
thedetectivesayslokihasthetardis:
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
Was that Tom Hiddleston?
i dont know but i read it in his voice
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i did it. i finally defined tumblr dot com
This needs more notes.
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The many faces of rape.
This makes me sick to my stomach.
As disturbing as this is, I think it’s important to give these women voices. They are survivors.
This is just horrible
This made me cry.
I know I’m a writing blog, but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t have a voice when it comes to this.Sharing this is so important.
Don’t give a woman or a man tips on how to avoid rape.
Just tell people not to rape instead.
These pictures are from projectunbreakable.tumblr.com. This is eye-opening, truthful and important.
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